3rd Eye - StunGuns/Immobilizer3.5M

Although this is not a real cell phone, you will be making the right call
when you carry the Immobilizer 3,500,000 Rechargeable Stun Gun. Any
bad guy who gets too close to this "cell phone" will get the message loud
and clear that you will not be a victim.

Features:

Discrete Protection: Provides you with the element of surprise if you
need to defend yourself.
Powerful Stun Gun: Just test firing this unit into the air is often
enough to stop an attacker. As the bright electric current pulsates
across the top of the unit it creates an intimidating electrical sound.
An attacker with any sense will be stopped in his tracks. If the sight
and sound doesn’t stop him a jolt from this unit certainly will.
Bright LED Flashlight: The LED flashlight provides a convenient source
of light whenever you need it and eliminates the need to carry a
heavy, bulky flashlight.
Safety Switch: To prevent accidental discharge, two levels of safety
have been built in. The safety switch must be in the on position and
the Stun Activation Button must be pressed before the stun gun will
operate.
Compact Design: At a little over 4 inches tall, this is one of the
smallest stun guns available. It can easily be concealed in a shirt
pocket or purse.
Lifetime Warranty: The Immobilizer is made of the highest quality
components and comes with a lifetime warranty.